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thecureforhate:

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

jesus christ I hope that wasn’t lubricated

(Source : cineraria, via tyrannosaurs-sex)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

midnight25marauder:
i watched this like 10 times lol

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today.

Everyone needs this on their dash.

(Source : soveryprettyinpink, via 32andgrandma)

euoria:

how much love i give for this picture

bluntasaurus-sex:

punchface-champion:

unreal

say whaaaa

cyanoticfallacy:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

jumpingjacktrash:

saeto15:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Orcas are actually part of the family delphinidae and dolphins are giant assholes, too. Don’t let those stupid grins fool you. Dolphins are hardcore.

one of the cultures in kastorverse has a saying: “one orca eats fish. two orcas eat seal. three orcas eat whale.” meaning, basically, a lone troublemaker is no big, but assholes in groups are a serious problem.
orcas are bastards.

SHAMOO WAS A FUCKING DICK. SEA WORLD LIES.

Shamoo?

laughingstation:

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

More FUNNY POST here!

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit