Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
(Source : i-want-to-marry-my-bed, via tequilaw)
this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
(Source : not-thefunniestblog, via pelvic-thrust)
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)